Role-playing Fan Gifts

"I'm a bird dog."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Armstrong, have you seen my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the caf

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Hunding

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Fancy Dress Box