Role-playing Fan T-Shirts

"I'm a bird dog."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Fancy Dress Box

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Hunding

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector