Medical Role-play Fan Pillows

I'm tired of playing doctor, so I'm sending you all off to see specialists!

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Say, please.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Fancy Dress Box

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'Damn it! I suppose this means another malpractice suit!'

"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'