Health-conscious Gamer Gifts

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Jack in the Box Viagra

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"I don't think using a nail to stop the scale's indicator from moving is a good way to manage your weight."

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Covid Games

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Candies and diet pills

'You need to slow down.'

Resisting the Virus

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

Noughts and crosses.

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

Game Over

Insert coin to contunue

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

"Oh master! Teach me the way."

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

You've been playing too many video games. I can't give you any "cheats" for the game of life!

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'