Health-conscious Warriors Gifts

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Life on Earth - My soul is thin.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"We at Megacorp are very supportive of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazcylone' to enhance the experience."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"A good rule of thumb is, if you can't lift it, don't eat it."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

The Ten Resolutions

"I want my work to be challenging, but not so challenging that it destroys my life, family and relationships."

Excess Baggage

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.