Health-conscious Gamer Mugs

Mental Telepathy Video Games.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

Jack in the Box Viagra

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Covid Games

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"I don't think using a nail to stop the scale's indicator from moving is a good way to manage your weight."

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Candies and diet pills

'You need to slow down.'

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

Noughts and crosses.

Resisting the Virus

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"

Game Over

Insert coin to contunue

'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"No, it's not a purse, it's a European shoulder bag for my diabetes supplies... and my wallet and a couple of coupons."