Game Night Gossip Gifts

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Once again, I fold.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

Pin-atas

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"