"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."
Post-game Pundit Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and analytical edge of post-game pundits? Our collection features playful, cartoon-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, making it ideal for sports enthusiasts who enjoy dissecting the game with humor and style. Whether they’re breaking down plays or cracking jokes, these gifts bring their personality into every corner of their fan space.
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'
'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'
'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'
I think you're ace
"Now we move over to the sports desk."
"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Perils of the double play.
Kenny Dalglish
United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.
'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'
'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'
'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'
'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'
'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'
Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated
"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"
"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."
"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
Tennis ball girl.
'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'
Cricket widow's revenge 2
American Football.
Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.
'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'
Post-game Pundit Gifts Collection
Post-game Pundit Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty post-game pundits—perfect for bringing humor to your everyday coffee routine.
Post-game Pundit Pillows
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Post-game Pundit Prints
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Post-game Pundit T-Shirts
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