Game Day Groom Gifts

'The game went into extra innings.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Church for sports worshipers.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'He does.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'