Game Day Groom Mugs

'The game went into extra innings.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'He does.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"