Galentine's Fan Gifts

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

Beware of the Cat.

Merry Christmas

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Everything for a buck.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Michelangelo's David