Galentine's Fan T-Shirts

"I celebrate valentine's gastronomically."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"I noticed a few browns."

Beware of the Cat.

A Creature WAS Stirring

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

Santa-Can at the North Pole.

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Michelangelo's David

Santa and New Technology

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'