Florentine Fan Gifts

Michelangelo's David

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Old rocker.

Give quiche a chance!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Adult Barbershop

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Thank God It's Friday.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Pisa Hut.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."