Florentine Fan Pillows

Michelangelo's David

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Bowled over again!

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

Give quiche a chance!

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Thank God It's Friday.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Pisa Hut.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'