Florence Fanatic Pillows

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Friday

Alternative fielding positions

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Bake off: Flan B

Besties Photo

Pompeii restoration project.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Michelangelo's David

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'