Italy Fan Pillows

Pisa Hut.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Gondolier

Michelangelo's David

Tosca on the balcony

I Pagliacci

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Dante Alighieri.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Arr...Italian it be.

Gaetano Donizetti

Forza Italia!

Greece - Euro

Antonio Carluccio.

Go Britain!

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

Death in Venice

"' to Mario - Good food, good fun. Thanks. Leonardo da Vinci

Gondolier Hat

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Pisa beer