Italy Fan Pillows

Pisa Hut.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Brighton Bersagliere.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Gondolier

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

Michelangelo's David

Tosca on the balcony

I Pagliacci

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Roberto Benigni

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Dante Alighieri.

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Forza Italia!

Gaetano Donizetti

Greece - Euro

Arr...Italian it be.

De Chirico

Antonio Carluccio.

Federico Fellini.

Go Britain!

Brunelleschi's cupola gelato in Florence, Italy.

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

Death in Venice

Pisa beer

"' to Mario - Good food, good fun. Thanks. Leonardo da Vinci

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"