Vintage Vino Fan Pillows

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Steve McQueen

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Adult Barbershop

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

David Niven caricature

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Night Life: L.A.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Mick Jagger at 95.

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Kenneth Williams

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."