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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Steve McQueen

Jimi Hendrix.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

David Niven caricature

Christmas TV...

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Adult Barbershop

King Kong

Night Life: L.A.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Janet Leigh

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Mick Jagger at 95.

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Laurel and Hardy

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Elvis' autopsy

Kenneth Williams

"...Of course this is before he made it really big in cartoons"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"