Frazzlecino Fan Gifts

'Just one more coffee and then I'll quit. I swear I can quit. Just one more frazzlecino and then I know I can kick my habit.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Under pressure.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

wattle covers

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Cat Frankenstein

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"You're incredibly tight."

Frankenstein egg.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'And this is scraps.'

Pompeii restoration project.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'