Frazzlecino Fan Gifts

'Just one more coffee and then I'll quit. I swear I can quit. Just one more frazzlecino and then I know I can kick my habit.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Under pressure.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

wattle covers

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Cat Frankenstein

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'And this is scraps.'

Frankenstein egg.

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Pompeii restoration project.