Zorro Fan Gifts

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Wall markings with plaque that reads 'Zorro slept here'."

The Mark of Zorro

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Rogue elephant

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Workplace Shinanigans

Slow food restaurant

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"We're here, Harry."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'