Zorro Fan Gifts

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Tallyho!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Rogue elephant

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"We're here, Harry."

Rodney Dangerfield - Spot the Difference

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

Slow food restaurant

Workplace Shinanigans

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'