Zorro Aficionados Gifts

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'...Do not feed the bears'

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"We're here, Harry."

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Zen Master Huineng

Party Party!

The Trumps

'Doctor, your glasses!'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

The Tin Ombudsman.

"What do you mean you don't have a spot? We had reservations."