Zorro Aficionados Pillows

The other mark of Zorro.

Back to school.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Positively Petersham

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'...Do not feed the bears'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"We're here, Harry."

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"It doesn't make me feel sexy, it makes me cross-eyed!"

Zen Master Huineng

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

The Trumps

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Party Party!

Nature gave some animals weak eyes for a good reason. Never buy your pet rhino bifocals.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

The Tin Ombudsman.

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'