Zorb Enthusiast Gifts

Zorbing party.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Office Meeting

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer