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Zorbing party.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Dorothy and Toto

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Working from OM.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'