Zorbing Enthusiast Gifts

Zorber the Greek

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Working from OM.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

The Vicious Rectangle

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'