Zorbing Enthusiast Gifts

Zorber the Greek

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Office Meeting

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Working from OM.

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Zen Litter Box

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Zoomies call.