Zorbing Gifts

Zorber the Greek

Zorbing party.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

"Be kind"

"This never happened."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Cat in Tree.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Leak in the fish tank.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Giraffe Portrait