Galactic Grocery Explorers Gifts

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The Origins of Everything

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Alphabet soup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Reality of Parenthood

'Now watch and listen!'

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

You are what you eat

Wild fruit

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

Kirks & Tacos

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

look dear... I bought two farmers

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Bobsleigh practice.