Galactic Grocery Explorers Pillows

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The Origins of Everything

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Alphabet soup

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Billy strip: losing dad in a supermarket.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

Reality of Parenthood

'Now watch and listen!'

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Shoppers of Mystery.

Wild fruit

You are what you eat

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Kirks & Tacos

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

look dear... I bought two farmers

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

"This is the last time I do my shopping in space."