My Goodness It Looks Like Tracy Island.
Future Parent Jokester Gifts
Searching for a gift that matches the clever humor of the future parent jokester? Our collection combines wit and fun, making pregnancy and parenthood moments even more amusing. Whether they love jokes or playful sarcasm, you'll find items that celebrate their humorous outlook on parenting ahead.
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
Dad Trophies
'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"
Child Being Dirty in the Bath.
I know, it's so hard not to laugh every time that kid crawls by wearing just a poop bag.
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."
'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
Cupid and stork ambush young couple.
"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'
Baby, baby maker
Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'
'She said her first words today.'
"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."
'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'
I'd like to donate to your theater, but
Baby reading 'To do list'.
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
"This diaper makes my butt look big..."
Beware of teething baby.
'Mom, will the baby come with bundled software?'
Future Parent Jokester Gifts Collection
Future Parent Jokester Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous mugs perfect for future parent jokesters. Start their day with a laugh and celebrate their unique sense of humor.
Future Parent Jokester Pillows
Discover our playful pillows that bring humor into the nursery or lounge. A fun way for jokesters to show off their light-hearted approach to parenting.
Future Parent Jokester Prints
Explore witty and charming prints perfect for decorating a nursery or home. Celebrate the humor and joy of future parenthood with clever designs.
Future Parent Jokester T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts designed for the jokester about to become a parent. Great for casual wear and capturing their playful spirit.