Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...
Parent-to-be Humorist Gifts
Looking for a hilarious and charming gift for the parent-to-be? Our collection combines humor and warmth, perfect for those eager to welcome a new life. Explore humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the joy and anticipation of becoming a parent.
'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'
"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."
"After trying to start a family for so long, our doctor suggested a radical approach. . . sex! On every conceivable occasion.""
Erections Have Consequences.
Madonna of the Pukes.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."
'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'
"Have you seen my dad?"
"Beds are not made for jumping on."
'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'
"Good news. It's a small pig."
'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'
"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"
'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'
"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'
Parent-to-be Humorist Gifts Collection
Parent-to-be Humorist Mugs
Looking for more giggles? Check out our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the parent-to-be and their morning routine.
Parent-to-be Humorist Pillows
Get cozy with our witty pillows for the parent-to-be, adding humor and comfort to their nursery or favorite spot.
Parent-to-be Humorist Prints
Discover playful prints celebrating the parent-to-be, easily framed to bring humor and joy to any nursery or home decor.
Parent-to-be Humorist T-Shirts
Explore our funny t-shirts designed for the parent-to-be, blending humor and anticipation in every stitch.