"Let's not forget who's christening WHO,sonny boy!"
Parent Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures a parent’s playful side? Our parent humorist collection offers funny, relatable items that add a dash of wit to everyday moments. Surprise them with a gift that celebrates their unique sense of humor and love of family life. Whether for a special occasion or just because, these playful products are a delightful way to show appreciation for the humorous side of parenting.
'You're not old enough to make your own mistakes! Leave that to your father.'
Madonna of the Pukes.
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Young golf ball getting "the talk".
'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'
"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."
"Good news. It's a small pig."
'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'
"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"
"Beds are not made for jumping on."
"Have you seen my dad?"
'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'
"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"
'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'
Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie
"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."
"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"
'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
Parent Humorist Gifts Collection
Parent Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the witty parent—ideal for coffee breaks filled with laughter.
Parent Humorist Pillows
Snuggle up with our funny pillows that bring a smile and a laugh to any parent’s cozy space.
Parent Humorist Prints
Decorate with our amusing prints that celebrate the humorous joys of parenthood—perfect for making any room lively and cheerful.
Parent Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts designed for parents with a great sense of humor—wear your wit loud and proud.