Future Mvps Gifts

'I'm thinking about dropping out of nursery school in order to concentrate on an NBA career.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

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"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Amigos de Mitt.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'It's a venture capitalist.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

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