Future Mvps Gifts

'I'm thinking about dropping out of nursery school in order to concentrate on an NBA career.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Amigos de Mitt.

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'It's a venture capitalist.'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'

Model of village 'You even have tiny 'for sale' signs on the windows.'

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Boardroom seating etiquette - Body Odour

'I'm promoting you to Executive VP of sucking up.'