Future Adult Gifts

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

The Facts of Life

"Well, looks like his teenage years might be over: he's cleaning his room..."

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Good Luck with your finals.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."