'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'
Almost Adult Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone stepping into almost adulthood? Our collection of creative and playful products is perfect to encourage their unique personality, spark new passions, or simply bring a smile during this exciting transitional phase.
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Wordplay: Hibernation.
"I can't get used to being a grownup."
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'
'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.
'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'
"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."
'Where Are They Now?'
The GODFATHER Ride 25¢
"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."
"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."
"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."
"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"
Pubertry
"So what happened between you and Estella?"
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."
Eighteenth Birthday.
An ellipsis in the sky
"Awake and doing great"
It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.
"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"
Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.
How to injury yourself as an adult
Secrets of Adulthood.
"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"
"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."
"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."
Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood
"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."
"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."
Almost Adult Gifts Collection
Almost Adult Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those on the brink of adulthood—fun, quirky, and perfect for celebrating their unique journey.
Almost Adult Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and personality to their space—great for making their room feel more like their own.
Almost Adult Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that celebrate the transition into adulthood with a creative twist.
Almost Adult T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak to their personality with witty and creative designs, ideal for expressing their almost adult attitude.