Almost Adult Pillows

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Where Are They Now?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Pubertry

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Eighteenth Birthday.

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

An ellipsis in the sky

It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."