Young Adult Aspirations Gifts

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Childhood

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

Local, free-range bug juice.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'