Young Adult Aspirations T-Shirts

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Mistaken baby ducks.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Childhood

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

Local, free-range bug juice.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

The First National Sand Bank.

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike