Young Adult Explorer T-Shirts

Father gives son luggage for his 18th birthday.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Child driving a toy car

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

New Age Store.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."