Young Story Explorer T-Shirts

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Characters jumping out of a book.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Baby Scientist

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

First love.

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'