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'I can't wait to grow up and just go to that machine and get money!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

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'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

"The full partner look."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

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"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

"Well, looks like his teenage years might be over: he's cleaning his room..."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'