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'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'One day, I plan to quit my job and settle down with a good book.'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Eventually I'd like to settle down and start a few dozen families."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

In search of the American dream...

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

"You can be whatever you want to be, but you'll probably turn out like me."

Model's aspirations

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.