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"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

I want to be a lawn!

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

In search of the American dream...

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."