Aspiring Cool Adult Mugs

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I've been genetically modified!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

I want to be a lawn!

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

In search of the American dream...

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

'I must be growing up. I took a bath without being told to.'

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