Aspiring Cool Kid Mugs

"This year is gonna be different. I'm gonna achieve all my goals! I'm gonna get the coolest wheels! I'm gonna have the coolest girlfriend! I'm gonna be the coolest dude ever!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

What else is there to wish for?

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'All good things must come to an end.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'