Furry Thinkers Gifts

Descartes' dog.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Dog yoga

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

Fly having an idea.

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Toilet Paper

I wonder if they can think...

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Will hell freeze over?

The Magnificent Mindo!

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

I know this is the first day of the rest of my life, but if were a cat, and I had nine lives, would that make this the first life of the rest of my day

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."