Furry Thinkers Gifts

Descartes' dog.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Dog yoga

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

Before the Salivating Dogs

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

I wonder if they can think...

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

Toilet Paper

Fly having an idea.

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

The Magnificent Mindo!

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

Will hell freeze over?

'You know, you've been on the throne for thirty-seven years, and you're still fuzzy on the issues.'

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."