Furry Literati Gifts

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

Dog yoga

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

K9 Literati.

Catsuit

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Watchdog

Dog Bookends

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"Thanks for walking me home."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Descartes' dog.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Police Academy - Remedial Reading of Rights

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

Planties

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

"They think they're accidents."

"I'm writing my eighth memoir."

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

Ab Fab

'He speaks and now he has his own chat room.'

Knowing your place