Furry Dramatists Gifts

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Foster failure

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Watchdog

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

Descartes' dog.

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'It didn't start out this way.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'I always thought I was lactose intolerant.'

"Wow, do you think his singing would be bearable if we only had human hearing?"

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"They think they're accidents."

'I would have gladly taken him walkies but my credit card has expired.'

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

Judgement