Quirky Literati Gifts

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Don't editorialize."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"The usual."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Cat art exhibition.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

E M Forster.

'A book very interesting'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Early days in the cloning lab.

The pop-up book of fighters

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

The Museum of Swine Art.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."