Quirky Literati Gifts

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Don't editorialize."

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"The usual."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

'A book very interesting'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

E M Forster.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

The pop-up book of fighters

Early days in the cloning lab.

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

The Museum of Swine Art.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile