Quirky Author Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quirky author friend or fellow bibliophile? Our collection celebrates literary creativity with fun, original designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These charming items make reading, writing, and celebrating stories even more special, blending humor and wit for those who see writing as an artful adventure. Whether they’re penning their next novel or lost in a good book, find a gift that speaks their language of literary eccentricity and creative charm.

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Man in the stocks on his typewriter. mockup

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

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"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice." mockup

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?' mockup

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!! mockup

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird." mockup

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper." mockup

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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Best before 65 million BC.

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"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls." mockup

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

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"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'" mockup

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Glance Exchange

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.' mockup

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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