Furry Genius Gifts

'It's voice activated, password protection software. Now, the cat can't log on using my screen name.'

Dog yoga

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Shampoo.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Jokes machine.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Four Star Meal

'Damn sea monkeys.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Descartes' dog.

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

"I'm going green, too. I'm finally going to mow the lawn."

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Mic drop

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."